i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid
If dentists make money off people having unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a product that 9/10 of them recommend?
did you know that scientists did a recent study showing that if you take a blue whale a lay it out onto a basketball court, the game is immediately cancelled
when you ship a ship but then one of them dies
but then they come back
‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’
what if i cut off your left leg
would that make you stronger
if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted
I cant believe justin bieber poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses
No, but are we gonna wait around until he does!?
me making friend
OMG IM SCREAMING